How To Get The Whole Worlds Attention: Kim Kardashian Naked!

The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For!!

Okay maybe it’s not the moment you’ve “all” been waiting for, but really though who you kidding?  You looked!  The whole world looked.  Everyone is actually STILL LOOKING even as I type this.  Kim Kardashian posed in the nude for Paper Magazine and the internet is buzzing with opinions.  Love her or hate her, she’s boasting her assets (pun intended on the “ass” and “sets” – as in tits) and she’s happy to do it with a smile that says something along the lines of “Ask me if I care what you think, I’m worth millions and I look damn good.”- (I’m guessing she’d say that.)

 

Courtesy of Paper Magazine

Courtesy of Paper Magazine

Fact:

What makes photographer Jean-Paul Goude’s keen sense of imagination so interesting in this shoot, is that he dug into his archives and remade this shoot from a past photo shoot that included the exact same imagery and a message that runs so deep into racial profiling that you’ll probably spend the next 20 minutes researching the name “Sarah “Saartjie” Baartman”.

Sarah was famous for being exhibited as a freak in show attractions back in the 19th-century Europe.  She was proclaimed under the name Hottentot Venus—”Hottentot” as the then-current name for the Khoi people, now considered an offensive term, and “Venus” in reference to the Roman goddess of love.

Saartjie was a woman whose large ass brought her questionable fame and caused her to spend much of her life being poked and prodded as a sexual object in a freak show.

 

Courtesy of Paper Magazine

Courtesy of Paper Magazine


Hmmmmm?

A freak show, a large BODACIOUS booty, and a body that’s “breaking the internet”.

#RecipeForDisaster

 

Courtesy of Paper Magazine

Courtesy of Paper Magazine

Personally I think she looks HOT!   I don’t have a problem with breast implants.  Ass implants are just awkward, (have you seen the video of the lady who turns her implants inside out?) but she’s making it look good. 

Between her and Nicki Minaj, I don’t know who’s the holding down the title of “Booty Queen”.

If I were the judge of a competition that rated women that have had extensive cosmetic surgery done and still look good, I’d say Kimmy would take the win by a long shot!  Sure I”m tired of seeing her face in the media, but I can’t deny that she’s hot.

Have you stopped to consider how much ass has been in the media lately?  Between J-Lo and Iggy’s Music Video for “Booty”, Nicki Minaj’s – “Anaconda”, and now Kim Kardashian’s epic Win for attention, it seems like media land wants us to focus on one thing – ASS!

Who’s complaining?

Here you go boys and girls, your new #Wallpaper!

Courtesy of Paper Magazine

Courtesy of Paper Magazine

 

- AW3